Be still cretin! Foju 浮遊 Frequency (Foju Fuyuu Frequency) was a 3 section Abnorm, Poise-Spore sundry comprising Kikanju Baku on drums, Adio – noise, FX-pedals, voice, guitar & Mimi Cobra Kobayashi on synthesizer, voice. Their paranormal dalliance was legendary & without restraint. The assembly was rabid from something like 2011-2013, recording a series of rituals & excavations that rearranged accepted limits & predictable models. What was it?

last summer, comedian, actor & Essex geezer Danny Dyer shot his virals when he rebuked David Cameron for his Brexit fiasco-cataclysm-disaster on a televised talk-show. With supremely justified ire, Dyer exclaimed his anger & disbelief at how the ‘twat’ had ‘scuttled off’ despite calling for the referendum that resulted in the momentous freak-accident. “Where is the geezer?” Dyer opined.

Whacked over the exposed brain with something bristly & barbed. Well roast my spuds on the cob without peeling – it’s “Gunge Hump 101”, the latest fantastical garble from Erst-while Antrum (edition number 22). Continue reading Gunge Hump 101 (Erst-while Antrum 22) – (Kikanju Baku, Mike Forbes, Luke Stewart, Chris Pitsiokos, Weasel Walter, Andrew Scott Young, 极剧动, MindVoid & Miracle Power Combination): →

Beautiful big spider with a huge corpulent thorax. Seen here sucking the liquids out of a snared & bound Tory shit-bag! KILL THAT FUCKER! YEAH! SUCK HIS BREYNZ GOOD MHAN! Continue reading →

Christ all fuckin’ blighty! The latest in brain-curdling plasticized excrement & shit-shining. Continue reading “Crazy Rich Asians” – aka – Immoral Mammonist Reprographs: →

Shit! My ace free-wheeling junk-warbler just got three years! Bang! He gone! & we were in the middle of a recording project. & the arsehole is irreplaceable! Continue reading Bogged-down & towed-under! fighting the austerity blizzard in the Conservative crisis cornucopia. →

Lone Zulu hikizuru – 神经刺痛 ! man! this took lots of effort.. like prizing diamonds from a frozen rock-face with pudding cutlery. But we are here, & emboldened by the latest blossoming of ditched-civilian protocol.. what the fuck yu got ace? Continue reading 神经刺痛! 14-way Gunk, No-Skool-Noyzcore, Stridor split tape; Bollock Swine/Law Facilitates Crime split cassette: →

Yikes! There goes Fenella Fielding. Back in the day, as immortalized by pasquinade such as Carry On Screaming, Fielding took ultra-nymphery & retina-searing sultry scrumptiousness with mo’ slink than a panther in eclipse, to like, vertigo-maximus. Continue reading of femmes & Fenellas (Fanella Fielding 1927-2018) →

At last, four years or so after it’s inception, Law Facilitates Crime’s “Thought Encryption” ep is avalanched (as a supra-spiff split cassette with bijin-blur Bollock Swine). In a cringe of fluke coparcenary, so too is the only (basically) video footage of the band throwing off a few rehearsal reels (edited at last after hunting for like, three years over). Continue reading Law Facilitates Crime-Thought Encryption ep, Gratecore, London Grindcore, Law Facilitates Crime/Bollock Swine split cassette: →

These reports have been stalled behind massive sand-berms, flattened castles, toppled turrets…the Taylor one as I was waiting on a specialist to deliver a more punctilious exergete, which never showed-up, & the Muhal affair because I was so vexed at the loss of a well executed & adulatory review that had just been comprised (I failed to transfer it ‘successfully’ to a USB on a proxy computer, where the original was then deleted) >< . two pianists, one year either side (birth/death) & one premonition – Continue reading Muhal Richard Abrams – Cecil Taylor →